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Sep 30th

The @ArchiTypesTX preso with @fcastore & @MurphyJ was fun! Love to @cosmopolitician, @sevatt...

Sep 30th

When I can wake up without spending 15 minutes scratching, then I s’pose I’ll go back to...

Sep 30th

Tsunami watch issued for Indonesia, India, Thailand and Malaysia after a powerful 7.9-magnitude...

Sep 30th

http://twitpic.com/jnm1q - .@fayza presenting on social media at the Archi Center Houston (via...

Sep 30th

Hate to break it to @thisisnotapril, but every dr., nurse & tech at urgent care has a shade of...

Sep 29th

Tagg Romney responded to my tweet via a blog comment. Asking why I assumed he was a Republican....

Sep 29th

Tagg Romney is stalking me. On my @HoustonPress blog & now my personal blog. Like any jilted...

Sep 29th

Poison oak under my armpits and on my stomach. THIS IS NOT NORMAL.

Sep 29th

The new CNN app ($1.99) for iPhone looks kickass. You can watch video and upload your own videos to...

Sep 29th

I’m speaking at the Architecture of Social Networking tonight. If you’re there, I hope...

Sep 29th

Another @HoustonPress post for the Digg files. And the comments aren’t snarky (yet)! Can you...

Sep 29th

Sigh. It might be a hairline fracture in my ankle. Today rocks!

Sep 29th

Concentra Urgent Care is the United Nations of @ToddTodderson! Reds! Blues! Greens! All shades, all...

Sep 29th

The NBA’s social media policy comes out this week. I got a few recs for ‘em in my...

Sep 29th

The time has come, my friends. It looks like I have poison oak on my breasticles. Gone is my...

Sep 29th

EVERYONE IS GOING STAG!

Sep 29th

Don’t let the baby face fool you. Anvil’s @Bobby_Heugel doesn’t take threats of...

Sep 29th

RT @davidmajka: Bomb threat at San Francisco bus station. Mission St closed for several blocks; all...

Sep 29th

3 a.m. feedings ain’t got nothin’ on 3 a.m. itchings. Good morning, calamine lotion!

Sep 29th

There’s one pretty cool thing about poison oak. Itching your welts is akin to having an...

Sep 29th

Coach says he thinks I have a high ankle sprain. Which usually takes around six weeks to recover...

Sep 29th

I am not very good at any of this.

Sep 29th

Didja know that being out in the sun too long feels just like being hungover? Dehydration, I know....

Sep 28th

Man, I could’ve managed today better. Eff me, dude.

Sep 28th

The effect Beyonce’s “Put a Ring On It” has on children is truly profound. That...

Sep 28th

PSA: NEVER GET POISON OAK. It causes you to wake up at 5a, fight with your best friends, look like a...

Sep 28th

P.S. - Zanfel works great on poison oak! For about five minutes. While you’re applying it. And...

Sep 28th

To Lake Bryan we go. Ghosts and all.

Sep 27th

How many anti-Obama bumper stickers can you fit on the back of one car? Sheesh. At that point, I...

Sep 27th

Fuck. My @HoustonPress article from yesterday got dugg on Digg. Why is that more of a curse than a...

Sep 26th

Wanna defend my @HoustonPress article on Digg? DON’T BOMB DALLAS IN ‘09! Down with...

Sep 26th

So I don’t put a premium on timeliness. So sue me!

Sep 26th

Finally, the magic texted words have arrived: “Picture and video messaging (MMS) is now...

Sep 26th

I DO NOT WANT TO BE INJURED ANYMORE. FIX YOURSELF, ANKLE.

Sep 26th

Hey AT&T. I don’t have MMS yet. Are you gonna let my iPhone feel the heat of the 20th...

Sep 26th

When you get to have lunch with @thehza, @brandius, @jjlassberg, @jeffbalke & @elegantmachines,...

Sep 26th

FOR SALE: Nintendo DS Lite + 2 games, Canon PowerShot G9, Tamron 28-75mm lens for Nikon, iBook G4....

Sep 25th

Oh, and also FOR SALE: Blackberry Curve for Verizon, and Blackberry Pearl for Verizon. Everything...

Sep 25th

Are you planning to blow up Dallas? You shouldn’t chat about it online. Read my latest...

Sep 25th

What a lucky girl I am to have won the stork raffle in getting the mother I have.

Sep 25th

A sprained ankle, and now poison oak. This is shaping up to be an absolutely fantastic week full of...

Sep 24th

You can never be too certain.

Sep 24th

To get or not to get a flu shot today. That is the question. I’m answering it with a no.

Sep 24th

Did anyone get the latest @pbworks newsletter about the social collaboration update? You will...

Sep 24th

[blogpost] If you don’t care, I don’t care either.: I have no desire to explain where I.....

Sep 24th

Okay, yeah, braking hurts the ankle.

Sep 23rd

Ouch acceleration. That too. Dammit.

Sep 23rd

Well, I’m up, and I promised myself that if I was awake at this time, I’d go swimming....

Sep 23rd

Are you a real activist? Then you’d probably join a Facebook Group, wouldn’t you? Read...

Sep 22nd

I can see my outer ankle bone and some of the bones in my foot again! Glory hallelujah, dare I say...

Sep 22nd

Push Gmail has come to the iPhone! But you might have to delete your Gmail account + add it again...

Sep 22nd

[photos] Hood ornaments.: Fayza posted a photo: These two ladies were strapped to the front of a...

Sep 21st

Good gawd, I’m in love with Christina Hendricks of Mad Men, and I don’t even know who...

Sep 21st

Front of leg, throb, throb, throbbing. Don’t know why. Ouchies, ouchies, ouchies. I’m...

Sep 21st

Did you know that a Swiffer can double as a makeshift crutch? Yes, it’s been working miracles...

Sep 21st

Wow. This picture describes adventure racing SO WELL. Yes, that’s me. Yes, that kayak had to...

Sep 21st

[photos] The official CR 100 send-off party.: Fayza posted a photo: Or something like that....

Sep 21st

The swelling of my ankle is somewhat subsiding, although the horrible tan lines are not....

Sep 20th

I’m finally getting around to watching Milk, and man, do I miss San Francisco.

Sep 20th

This was my swollen ankle last night before bed. Please ignore my unpedicured feet....

Sep 20th

Looks like I’m stuck watching movies all day. It could be worse. Like threats of shotguns and...

Sep 20th

Well, that was a race. We wandered onto private property, were threatened with shotguns…oh...

Sep 20th

Oh yes, everyone, we finished!

Sep 20th

Ready ready ready, ready to race! See you in 12 hours ;)

Sep 19th

There’s a biker convention this weekend at Rocky Hill Ranch, where the race is. And I...

Sep 19th

15 HOURS! 15 HOURS! 15 HOURS ‘TIL MY FIRST 12-HOUR ADVENTURE RACE! Yes, I’m kinda...

Sep 19th

At least I’m young, cute, supple, and still have perky boobs! YOU CAN’T BEAT IT. Okay,...

Sep 19th

I think we can go now. http://twitpic.com/i8mt3

Sep 19th

What do Kanye West and Bill O’Reilly have in common? More than you think. Read my...

Sep 18th

No matter what, I still wonder if it’s all lies.

Sep 18th

Something about this doesn’t feel right.

Sep 18th

In these situations, I can never remark enough about how much I truly don’t know. I...

Sep 18th

Surprise IMs from former co-workers when they mean to click on the person who replaced me to discuss...

Sep 18th

Please, please, please don’t let me be getting sick. Please, please, please. Maybe next week,...

Sep 16th

A giant-sized abacus room divider? The child in me says she’s in love: http://bit.ly/3UUCaJ

Sep 16th

You might have a set of nice cameras. You might live in one of the most beautiful places in the...

Sep 16th

Ugh. This is the time of year where air conditioning makes me ill - cooler outside than inside, then...

Sep 16th

He fixed my lamp. My beloved, beloved lamp. Swoon.

Sep 16th

HOW DID I MISS THE FACT THAT PATRICK SWAYZE DIED?! No, Hungry Eyes, SAY IT AIN’T SO?!

Sep 16th

You may notice someone short, dark, and adorable on the new @pbworks social collaboration page....

Sep 16th

Looking for a home to rent near Memorial Park? My adventure racing friends are renting out their...

Sep 15th

Everybody’s a winner in a cheese-off!

Sep 15th

Yup. You guessed it. Facebook’s becoming more like Twitter every day. Facebook, now with...

Sep 15th

Okay everyone. Experiment time! Go to Facebook. Update your status message. Type an @ symbol, then a...

Sep 15th

That’s nothing compared to the fact that we’re only going through the transition area...

Sep 14th

Oh, @terrafirmapromo, you’re gonna make me faint. Official race email says 30-40 miles of...

Sep 14th

You’re not working. You know you’re not. Read my latest @HoustonPress blogpost + kill...

Sep 14th

In an attempt to add further litter to the awkward-conversations-to-have-on-Twitter pile, who wants...

Sep 14th

I slaved away at my apartment all day, but you’d never notice. Especially because now I have a...

Sep 14th

Doing a 12-hour race next weekend, and startin’ to get a bit nervous. I s’pose this is...

Sep 14th

Kids, I can only stand so much puffery before I get nauseous. Quit it.

Sep 14th

Didn’t see the Kanye stunt, but I read about it. That dude has a combination of balls &...

Sep 14th

Being from Ohio makes my Facebook news feed fun today. Disappointment in Ohio State, some sadness...

Sep 13th

I am finally - FINALLY! - taking a day all to myself. No working out, no running around, no errands,...

Sep 13th

The DJ on KTRU right now makes me want to slit my own throat and stuff the wound full of...

Sep 13th

I spent three hours in a solo hardshell kayak today. I still feel the motion of the waves as I sit...

Sep 13th

It’s not a phase. It’s real. Fuck.

Sep 12th

FUN: Try a bit.ly link with any term you want. See what happens. http://bit.ly/fayza = “What...

Sep 11th

Have I ever expressed to you how beautiful + brilliant I think @cpembyrun is? Every little thing she...

Sep 11th

Holy crap, Facebook Lite! You Twitter rip-off. THE SHAME! Read my post at @HoustonPress:...

Sep 11th

Breaking news from @CoffeeGroundz - Spec’s Midtown is on fire. Pray for them, and let’s...

Sep 11th

I have so much to learn.

Sep 11th

I saved a draft of a blogpost, and WordPress saved nothing. None of the revisions show any content,...

Sep 11th

AT&T blames iPhone users for lousy iPhone experience, and admits that it can’t handle the...

Sep 10th

Big woo to @queenree’s mom for the fantastico earthquake cake @glenbot shared with the office....

Sep 10th

A year ago, I fled to Jersey Village with @drmiggy to seek refuge at @cosmopolitician’s...

Sep 10th

SELF-PROMOTION ALERT: Are you a fan of @TeamHomance on Facebook? Can you be, pretty please? We kick...

Sep 10th

Social media pulls a veil over self-importance, but believe me, it’s thin.

Sep 10th

Sigh. Let the meaningless philosophizing and self-aggrandizement begin!

Sep 9th

Om nom VOM. You’re killin’ me, smalls.

Sep 9th

When a girl like me is over it, she knows.

Sep 9th

[photos] Good night, Schlitterbahn.: Fayza posted a photo: You don’t have to go home, but you...

Sep 9th

I tried to get off the grid this weekend in Texas, but hell, I failed. Read my latest @HoustonPress...

Sep 9th

Has anyone ever regretted taking advice from Springsteen? ‘Cause I think he’s on to...

Sep 9th

Bike, I’m riding you today, but by golly gee, did we ever get our ass kicked yesterday at Flat...

Sep 9th

[photos] Hello again.: Fayza posted a photo: I miss you, Flickr. Can we start over? Now that you...

Sep 9th

I think everyone I knew in my past Ohio life got married this weekend. True story. Facebook is The...

Sep 8th

Cities we hit this weekend: Columbus, Bastrop, Smithville, Lagrange, Uvalde, Concan, Leakey, Utopia,...

Sep 8th

We have determined: Utopia, TX is not a utopia.

Sep 7th

To clear things up, I did not paddle 100 miles down the Colorado River. I only provided pit stop...

Sep 7th

Our team took first place overall at the Colorado River 100! A finish in less than 15 hours! I am...

Sep 6th

I still think Eazy E’s “Gimme That Nut” is one of the greatest songs of all time....

Sep 6th

Dear Rain: Please stop. I need the trails to dry up so I don’t spend an hour picking clay off...

Sep 6th

Support shifts at Smithville + Plum Park complete! Our team’s in 2nd (go Helena + Gabe!). Off...

Sep 5th

Breakfast at Maxine’s on Main in Bastrop is kinda time-warpy. Neato. -...

Sep 5th

I can’t imagine paddling 100 miles in a kayak. But I’m having fun supporting the racers...

Sep 5th

I met a kitten in the parking lot at the Bastrop Inn. I wonder how she’d feel if I made her a...

Sep 5th

Fail early and fail often? Yup. @kadavy wants to teach you “How to Fuck Up Properly” at...

Sep 5th

So. I haven’t asked you - at all - to vote for my SXSW panel. But I’m speaking with...

Sep 4th

Don’t feed the trolls. DO feed Houston-area geeks with SXSW panel votes TODAY (and read my...

Sep 4th

George Foreman named all his kids “George” ‘cause he was hit in the head too many...

Sep 4th

If you were a 12 year old girl, and it was your birthday today, what would you want? Research...

Sep 4th

Leave it to @magsmac to ask George Foreman the cheesy question. She may or may not have been moved...

Sep 4th

I miss the days when Twitter was a place where no one really cared what you thought. Sigh, 2006.

Sep 3rd

Not only am I in love with an inanimate object (my iPhone), I’m also gaga goo-goo over the...

Sep 3rd

Weird. I’m a bit bruisy today. Guess all that rolling around in bat shit at practice last...

Sep 3rd

AT&T losing its grip on the iPhone? Don’t go to Verizon, iPhone. Verizon will ruin it!...

Sep 2nd

RT @krussohzg: Share a favorite @houstonzoo memory + you could win free tickets! Visit the Houston...

Sep 2nd

Think I’ll take the long way home tonight.

Sep 2nd

How lucky am I to work at @Schipul. Happy 12th anniversary to us.

Sep 2nd

Also, I called the store. They said they don’t sell refurbished phones, and maybe the phone...

Sep 2nd

Okay, Twitter. I just bought a brand new iPhone from AT&T, and jessicasomething85@hotmail.com...

Sep 2nd

OMG. I am cutting the umbilical cord with Verizon. OMG. OMG. I am scared. OMG. I’m so excited....

Sep 2nd

Okay all, you’re awesome! Here’s que paso: When AT&T dude activated my phone by...

Sep 2nd